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Hell is Walmart on a Saturday…
Posted in: Insanity at its Best, Life in the Fast Lane by Spider on October 18, 2008
I hate Walmart, and on a Saturday it’s somewhere between the 3rd and 4th Circle of Hell. I would rather shove a crochet hook in my eye than go there on a Saturday…and yet, somehow, I end up there every goddamn week. Years ago, when Wally-World came to my town I ventured in, what the hell right? And after seeing it’s unkempt wares and inept customer service I decided the trek to the mall was acceptable, then I discovered cheap diapers. Screw you Walmart…and so began my horrific addiction. And it’s not like it’s an addiction to something that makes you feel good like…say…sex…(good job Duchovney). No, this is an addiction of necessity…I need cheap diapers.
So today’s visit was simple, I just needed a piece of felt… .25 cents…easy right? Oh hell no. First the place was filled with idiots, my favorite kind of people, with their unruly children. God help me. At any rate, to make a long story short…I went in for a .25 cent piece of felt and spent 70 bucks! SCREW YOU WALMART!
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I, like you, am addicted to Wal-Mart!. I hate the fact that Wal-Mart put a lot of little mom and pop shops out of business, but when pennies matter to everyone these days, I am guilty of shopping there to save money too. But, hey, I find everything I want in Wal-Mart! Food, gretting cards, toothpaste, and even my precious yarn so I can crochet, all in one place. YEAH. I am not crazy enough to go there on a Saturday. I sneak in early in the morning or around suppertime (a lot of people do not know this trick because people head home to get supper before stampeding back after supper). Wal-Mart saves me from stopping at 20 other stores. GO WAL-MART.
Comment by Margie Yurt — October 20, 2008 @ 12:58 am
I’ll buy pretty much anything at Wal-Mart. Video games, ammo, prescriptions, DVDs. The only stuff I won’t buy is their clothes.
Comment by Supe — October 20, 2008 @ 7:45 am