http://www.myspidersweb.com/archives/52 Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:19:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://www.myspidersweb.com/archives/52#comment-17 Supe Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:50:59 +0000 http://www.myspidersweb.com/?p=52#comment-17 tsk, tsk Scrooge. When I was a little kid Christmas meant one thing, that I'd be getting lots of gifts that day. I learned a whole lot different when my mother sat me down and taught me to spell Christmas this way: C is for the Christ child, who would eat a Snickers. H is for Hard up, as we try to pay the holiday credit card bills R is for Retards who cut you off, yes I say retards. Get over it. I is for Idiots. Just because. S is for Sloshed, as in your drunk realitives. T is for Turkey. Eat it. It's good and good for you, says Ice Advice. M is for Money, hopefully I'll get lots of it. A is for A-Hole, because it's fun to say. Go ahead say it "A-Hole". S is for Stupid as in this post. tsk, tsk Scrooge. When I was a little kid Christmas meant one thing, that I’d be getting lots of gifts that day. I learned a whole lot different when my mother sat me down and taught me to spell Christmas this way:
C is for the Christ child, who would eat a Snickers.
H is for Hard up, as we try to pay the holiday credit card bills
R is for Retards who cut you off, yes I say retards. Get over it.
I is for Idiots. Just because.
S is for Sloshed, as in your drunk realitives.
T is for Turkey. Eat it. It’s good and good for you, says Ice Advice.
M is for Money, hopefully I’ll get lots of it.
A is for A-Hole, because it’s fun to say. Go ahead say it “A-Hole”.
S is for Stupid as in this post.

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