Today…right now as a matter of fact, the people in my office are decorating for Christmas…oh wait, was that not PC…sorry…for “The Holidays” and were told that they could not put up any depictions of Santa Claus as someone might get offended.  WTF?!  It’s Santa, goddammit.  It’s not like they were putting up pictures of the Blessed Virgin, or Jesus.  Shit like this makes me want to rebel…I have a HUGE Santa cutout at home…guess where it’s going now…you got it…right on the wall in my office…screw you upper management.

Ok, so this morning I made my usual weekend trip to Wally World. It’s not too bad early on a Sunday morning. Now bear in mind, today is Nov. 2, just a day after Halloween…I enter the store to find all the Halloween spangle gone, replaced by Christmas trees and the like…but the most offensive of this was the music…Christmas music.  Now correct me if I’m wrong but I can remember a day when the holiday tunes didn’t start until after Thanksgiving…it’s freakin’ Halloween.  Is this like a black hole that’s just going to continue to expand until we hear and see this crap all year long?  Dear God!

Now don’t get me wrong, I love the holidays just as much as the next guy who hates human interaction and thinks everyone is an idiot.  It just seems that this time of year brings out the real morons.  The holiday season is supposed to be a time of good cheer, giving and kindness (or so I am told)…but to me it only brings the assholes in people out.  And when you combine the elements of morons/assholes, Walmart, Christmas music, and me all in the same place, at the same time…remember when Peter went nuclear on Heroes…yea…something like that…