Sometimes weird shit just falls into your lap…this needs no embelishment, it’s perfect just the way it is.

Headline on MSNBC….

“Diners ‘have a ball’ at testicle festival”

Like I said no embelishment needed…

So continuing in my usual theme of people are idiots, have y’all heard about this thing they call “sexting”? Basically America’s youth has taken to sending porn of themselves to each and apparently whoever else might be interested. Nice. In recent news one young lady used the popular MySpace to send something like 30 pornographic pictures of herself to her boyfriend, she is being charged with possession of child pornography…she is 14.

Now there is a feeling out there that this young lady shouldn’t be charged…”she needs help”. I agree, at least about the help part. She should be charged…if convicted she would have to register as a sex offender.

Here’s the problem, from my perspective. These kids, who are the future of this country, the future of mankind, know no consequences. “They can’t send me to jail, I’m just a kid” Well guess what buttercup, if I had MY way you’d be sharing a cell with some pretty scary dudes. They have no respect, none for authority, none for each other, and none for themselves. There’s a war on here, and it’s not a war on drugs, a war on terror…it’s a war on immorality, lack of values, lack of self-respect.

My point? They should have the crap scared out of ‘em, show them that there are real life-changing consequences to their actions, and they WILL go to prison. This is real life kids, not a video game or a movie.

I have a few rules about visiting my office…most of them are never followed so I don’t know why I bother…but one of them is WEAR A BRA…no one wants to see your giant knockers swingin down to your knees.  I have an inordinate amount of bra-less wonders coming in here and quite frankly I’m disgusted.  Especially when they come in bra-less wearing a tank top…my god, do you have ANY dignity at all.  I mean what’s the next step…just no clothes at all?  Damn, I hope I’m not around to see that…

What the hell is up with this WBC.  Aside from being a veritable pro-ballplayer injury factory, it also supplied a fairly freakish upset….the Dominican Republic (the ballplayer supplier of the universe) is beaten by The Netherlands…THE NETHERLANDS!  What sports are the Netherlands famous for?  The luge?

I think someone somewhere got this idea…hmm, in the off-season lets have this big baseball tournament, invite all these ballplayers from around the world…and not just any players, the best ones.  And then beat the holy hell out of ‘em, and finish up just in time to send their injured asses back for the start of baseball season…we’ll call it…the World Baseball Classic…

Oddly enough it seems some injuries don’t even happen during the game, but during the post game celebrations…take it easy there Youk!

As you, my readers reader, know, I hate people.  People suck.  In my Internet readings, I came across a little nugget, that really set me off.  One of my fellow members of the blogosphere was recently laid off…not surprising in the current economic atmosphere…today she posted that in addition to losing employment, because of certain circumstances with her employer, she CAN NOT get unemployment.  SAY WHAT?!  A hardworking mom, and contributing member of society can’t get unemployment…BUT the low life, lazy ass that just jumped the border can get on welfare and live it up better than most of us.  WTF?!

My conclusion…the American Dream works great…just as long as you’re not a citizen and lazy as hell…

Well Buchholtz is back from wherever they sent him.  Supposedly with his confidence back.  This guy makes me nervous…anyone remember last season?  He was bad…no strike that, he raised “bad” to an art form.  Now don’t get me wrong, I felt bad for the guy, who in every game he pitched got shellacked…but we have games to win, and as I have told Supe a number of times “nice guys don’t win ballgames”  At any rate, I sincerely hope Bucky is back on his game and has a good season…God willing…

Also ever notice how he kinda looks like Fire Marshall Bill?  Just sayin’

The Red Sox have some interesting ideas when it comes to calisthenics.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do we swim, swim.

Do you smell that?  Go ahead, go outside and take in a good whiff.  What is that?  That my friends is the smell of Baseball…Spring Training to be exact. No I don’t mean a bunch of sweaty guys…I mean spring is around the corner.  My beloved Red Sox took a full squad workout today, which if solely judged by this picture it looks more like try-outs for A Chorus Line.

In all seriousness…ok not ALL seriousness…I love my Sox, and I think 2009 is going to be an awesome year.  We got some interesting new talent, Tek is back where he belongs, Lowell is ready for action.  Are you excited?  I’m excited. 

Now I’m just going to sit back and enjoy some Spring Training games and pretend I’m warm and toasty in FL.

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